Patrick Metzger

I write fiction, social and environmental rants, humour, and personal essays, both separately and in an incoherent slurry of genres. I've separated my stories into lists for readers who dig one type but think another is pretentious bullshit.

If you think it's all pretentious bullshit, that's cool and I'm sorry you had to read this far. I love you though.

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Medium member since April 2021
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Top writer in Satire, Humor

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Patrick Metzger

Patrick Metzger

Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. *See “Lists” for stories by genre.*