I write fiction, social and environmental rants, humour, and personal essays, both separately and in an incoherent slurry of genres. I've separated my stories into lists for readers who dig one type but think another is pretentious bullshit.

If you think it's all pretentious bullshit, thank you for reading this far.

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Top writer in Satire, Humor

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Patrick Metzger

Patrick Metzger

2.2K Followers

Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***