STANDING UP FOR WHAT’S PROFITABLE

A Day in the Life of Tucker Carlson

Dear Diary, I think they really like me!

Patrick Metzger
Published in
3 min readMay 2, 2022

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Fox News

7:30 a.m.

Get up and shout at myself in the mirror, “They want you to SHUT UP!”. I will never shut up. My mouth will not stop moving until I am dead, probably not even then.

7:40 a.m.

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Patrick Metzger
The Bad Influence

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