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Patrick Metzger

This is not a linear narrative

Random Facts


APOCALYPSE PORN

I love it when a plan comes together

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HUMOR

The price of self-knowledge is self-knowledge

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GiaB writing prompt #23 trees

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TRIPADVISOR REVIEW

No matter what my scuba instructor says

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IT’S HUBRIS TIME

Billionaires finance immortality lab in new middle finger to 99%

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FANTASY FICTION

A modern cautionary tale

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Fuck you and your dangerous bullshit

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TICK TOCK TICK TOCK BOOM

It’s the end of the world and our fear of looking stupid is killing us

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There’s a reason they don’t just let anyone time travel

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Patrick Metzger

Writing fiction, non-fiction, humour, and personal, separately or in an incoherent slurry of genres. *See Lists for stories by genre.*

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